Senseless
and annoying dialogues:
Ms.__ will be with you in about 2 min.–
“But she
said she would see me at exactly 10:00.”
(The only door in the room) You may go
straight through that door. –
“You
mean that door?”
Did you leave a message on his voicemail
when you called?
–
“No,
because a machine came on.”
I'm sorry, Mr.__ won't be in the office
today. –
“Ok, but
can I still speak to him please?”
Please sign our visitor’s log and you may
have a seat. –
“What to
put, my name?”
I need to make copies of your documents. –
“These
are my originals you can’t keep them.”
Sorry,
someone just took the key to the restroom.– "Yeah,
but I
need it, do you know who took it?"
I'm sorry Mr.__ no longer works here.
–
"Yes he
does, he have told me so the other
day?"
Even more annoying telephone calls...
Thank you for calling XYZ, how may I
assist you?...
“Is this XYZ?”
"May I speak to my mommy __?"
“Is Ms. __ at her desk???”
“I just called to speak to Mr.__, but I
think you just "hung" up on me.”
"May I speak to my daddy __?"
“You just transferred me to Ms.__, but
she didn’t pick up, only her voice mail came on.”
“Hi, I’m on a cell, I need you to look in
the phone directory and look up a number for me.”
"May I speak to my mommy __?"
"ah, um, ah yeah, ah, I, um, um, I, yeah
I... aah"
"Click"
“Hi, I can’t remember the name of the
person I spoke to yesterday, can you transfer me to
them?
"May I speak to my mommy
__?"
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