How to tell when your getting fired...

When your boss stops asking "How are the kids" and start avoiding eye contact with you in the hallways.

When strange people wearing business attire and carrying resume type portfolios come into your office stating they have an appointment to see your boss.

When your boss's assistant or secretary starts hinting to you about new jobs you might like in the newspaper.

When your boss starts sending you random memos all of a sudden about petty things they never seemed to care about before.

When everyone gets new office computers except you.

When you come into work one day and your network password seems to be expired for no reason.

When everyone in your office gets scheduled to go to that new software training except you.

When your boss starts sharing out portions of your work responsibilities to other employees.

When your boss ask you to come in their office 15 minutes before it's time to go home.

When you come back from lunch to find unusual empty boxes near your desk.

When your boss starts sending you random memos all of a sudden about petty things they never seemed to care about before. Oh! I wrote that one already.