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Employee Evaluation Form







Employee Name:  Ms. Shirley A. Victim                             Job Title: Cubicle Dweller                         

Evaluator:  Jack D. Sissy  (Supervisor)                                Date:  December 24, 2005







Areas of Performance




Attendance and Punctuality

This employee is always present and early to work, very unusual. I suspect employee is using office premises for overnight lodging. Unacceptable.

Knowledge of required skills

This employee can not read my mind as required. When I need something done, I almost always have to give employee instructions.

Amount of work performed

Employee can not multi-task. Answer calls, type, make copies, file, greet people, take cash and enter data at the exact same time equivalent to 3 employees.

Attitude & cooperation

Due to our employee open door policy, we expect all employees to share their personal problems with management & staff. This employee refused to participate.

Meeting work deadlines

Sometimes employee stays an hour after work claiming to meet deadlines. I suspect this is just a ploy to soon ask for overtime pay.

Work Initiative

None. When the air conditioning system broke down for 2 months, employee refused to work in the poorly ventilated office and left early like everyone else.

Acceptance & implementation of suggestions

When employee is being criticized, she smiles and nods in agreement while saying "thank you for telling me, I will do better". I find this cynical & suspicious.

Personal Appearance

Employee refuses to wear makeup due to "allergies". Therefore, appearance is unacceptable and not fitting to do clerical duties at our company.


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Evaluator's comments if employment is terminated


I want to recommend my cousin's friend for this position, she is very pretty and much more qualified.



Evaluator Signature:_________________________________ Date:__________

Employee Signature:_________________________________ Date:__________


*Employee signature indicates the employee has seen and discussed the evaluations report.

(It does in fact indicate agreement with all factors of the evaluation in a court of law unknown to employee).


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