(Informant Specialist I, Office Coercion Administrator IV, Staff Incompetence Manager,
Director of Corruptive Affairs)
Race:
White
Black Hisp./Latin/black
Hisp./Latin/white Asian
Nat.
American
Pacific
isl.Other
(denial)
This is optional.
(However, if you leave it blank we
will know for sure you're not white)
Gender: Male Female Previously
Male
Previously
Female
Job
Questionnaire:
Are you a single
parent?
Yes
No
Are the kids in good
health?
Yes
No
1.
Are you willing to work
overtime without pay?
Yes
No
2. Do you think
pay raises and bonuses
are that important?
Yes
No
3. Do you plan to
use workers comp. or
unemployment insurance
if needed?
Yes
No
4. Do you expect
to receive Health
Insurance?
Yes
No
5.
Do you think Sexual
Harassment & Office
Bullies are really big
issues?
Yes
No
6.
Do you believe in taking
a lunch hour or 60
minute breaks?
Yes
No
7. If you were to
embezzle company funds,
do you think taking
$50.00 would be less
noticeable than
taking $500,000?
Yes
No
8.
Do you think annual and
sick leave should be
used?
Yes
No
9.
Do you enjoy office
parties?
Yes
No
11.
If you were fired
from your previous
job, please explain
why in detail below.
(This way we can know
what type of excuses to use
when we choose to
terminate your
employment as well).
12. Tell us
what you think about
gay people.
13. Tell us
your views on "Race
Supremacy" or Affirmative
Action.
Thank
you for your interest in our
company. Your application will be
reviewed in an untimely manner and
we will get back to you at our
latest convenience. By the time you
receive a response to this
submission (If you get one at all ),
you will more than likely forget you
even applied to our company.
Thank you again.
